May 2012
13 posts
April 2012
8 posts
Somebody that I used to know
Now and then I think of when we were together Like when you said you felt so happy you could die Told myself that you were right for me But felt so lonely in your company But that was love and it’s an ache I still remember You can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness Like resignation to the end Always the end So when we found that we could not make sense Well you said that we would...
how my mother works
me: mom i got all A's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
– Haruki Murakami (via kari-shma)
March 2012
22 posts
Your parents' expectations of school →
funniest10k:
They expect you to be walking to school like:
but in reality you’re like:
they expect you to be in class like:
but in reality you’re like:
they expect you before an exam to be all like:
but in reality you’re like:
they expect to react to your exam mark like:
but in reality they’ll be like:
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January 2012
21 posts
Hating on judgmental people so bad now.
Sick
Lately I feel so sick and down. Just recovered from the worst fever and flu on earth and my whole body still feels horribly weak and lethargic!
Haven’t been clubbing this 2012 successfully. Just… Keeping out of the radar.
I attempted to swim some laps today and almost died! This unhealthiness is getting out of hand!
Happy.
Usually not a fan of shopping at all… But today I found THE perfect pair of jeans. It was so perfect, I bought it in 2 different colors!
Imagine my joy.
My physique turned down True Religion and 7 for all mankind.
Oh, and I baked a glorious carrot cake + cream cheese with my girlies too.
Very accomplishing day!